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    Hooping For Hope 2010; Or, Yea, I Hoop-Walked 13.1 Miles.


    2010 - 05.30

    “Whuuuuh?”

    A few people still think I’m kidding, but I kid not!  On April 24, 2010, 70 women crossed the finish line of the Music City half-marathon, raising tens of thousands of dollars for breast cancer survivors.

    HFH 2010 -- We Did It!

    * * *

    I didn’t play team sports in high school.  I was a cheerleader, but in all fairness I wasn’t close to the other girls; so I’ve never really been part of an athletic team, until HFH.

    Boy, was I missin’ out.

    There were jokes, of course:

    Save a Boob... Get This Butt!

    Hubby truly enjoyed such “perks” of the experience, and took a (blushing) pleasure in having a group of sweating women throw clothing at him (mostly jackets and mittens, but he wasn’t one to be picky) mid-way through training when we’d stop to hydrate.  I really appreciate the support he showed to me and my friends, and the Hoopers’ gracious treatment of our water boys.

    But most of all, I appreciate the determined attitude and focused energy of my fellow hoopers.  So many of the ladies I trained with had this inner fire that burned through the doubts that fog a mind 3 miles in to a 6 mile practice (because, mind you, we trained early on the weekends, before the sun could warm Nashville above the 40° mark).  We each had a different motivator, a different fuel, but when we were training we were a team and those differences didn’t matter: only our goal did.

    That attitude came in handy race day, when it rained poured for at least five miles of our trek.  In true Southern style, Nasvilleans were more than happy to cheer us on as we brought up the rear (and may I say, the best caboose is a hooping caboose — especially when it’s pink!), even offering to share their beers (yes, we had a few takers).

    It was supposed to be a charitable walk for breast cancer survivors, but, in the end, I feel like I walked away with even more than I gave.  From the experience I took a renewed sense of self, a confidence that had been missing since the time when I was too young to realize that what other people said and thought was supposed to matter enough to change my core beliefs.  Our society likes to talk about embracing others and their beliefs, but I saw women actually *do* that while focusing their “change” powers on something more important than our voting history or social views.  It was empowering.  It was humbling.  It was incredible.

    Click here to see the YouTube video of Hooping for Hope: Finish Line! (And sorry for the, ahem, *special* attention paid to a certain hooper. . . her Hubby is quite infatuated with her, and it affects his cinematography.)

    A sea of pink hoops swept me up and delivered me to a new chapter of my life (yea, it sounds cheesy, but it’s true enough to bear saying nonetheless).

    * * *

    Hubby once explained that cancer is a perfect cell in that it doesn’t die, and that perfection is what makes it so deadly: our bodies are meant to change like seasons, like the cycles of Mother Earth.  Within us is a cellular dance of the birth and passing we see play out in the plants and animals around us.  So many of us don’t even realize that our complacency, though it may not manifest physically, is a form of cancer to which we can either succumb, OR fight with gusto.

    I challenge you to find something that changes you.  It’ll probably be scary, it will likely be uncomfortable, but we are constantly being remade as our cells divide and die, divide and die; what’s the point of constant rebirth if nothing ever changes?

    13.1!

    For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow


    2010 - 03.21

    It’s been a long day, but before the midnight hour strikes, I want to say happy birthday to the most special of man folk in my life:

    Happy Birthday, Hubby.  May all your sundaes have a cherry on the top.

    “My First Aerial Silks Class Was Awesome,” He Said


    2010 - 03.16

    Anyone who has done P90X knows who Dreya Weber is — for those of you who don’t, here’s a pic:

    Now, I realize the “blonde in a bikini pic” can be perceived as a cheap way to get male attention, but you *need* a mental image of Dreya’s (f-AB-ulous) physique to get the full effect of today’s post.

    Saturday was my first aerial silk class, after which I informed my still-groggy hubby that we should squeeze a couple extra bucks out of our monthly budget to feed my growing addictions (“Please!  I’ll do anything you want!  I’ll, I’ll… I’ll cook dinner in my undies!  A STEAK dinner!  Pleasepleasepleasepleeeeease?!”).

    During class we laughed, we climbed, we covered our hands with sticky “Gorilla Snot” and ewwed off the name with a shake of our fingers before climbing some more — I even got to hang upside down!  After half an hour of this, my rarely-used forearms were quite fatigued, but much of my upper arms and shoulders were still ready for more.  It’s an understatement to say I was pleased with my top half for performing so well, since two months ago I would have tapped out in the first five minutes, if I got that far.

    I shared my elation with a few friends, sure we would exchange high-fives and “woot!”s, but was instead surprised by a theme in their reactions: “You keep working out like that, and you’re gonna look like a man.”

    Come again?

    I’ve gone through several body phases: “Stick-Girl” (grades K-8), “Tall and Busty” (grades 9-13), and “Model Thin” — other’s description, not mine! — (age 19-25).  Each phase, though awkward for me, was deemed a blessing by many of my peers; I always felt a bit guilty for being “thin” without having to try, and plenty of people would inadvertently (I hope) reinforce that guilt by shoving extra servings of cake and pizza at me, chiding that I obviously didn’t eat enough.  But this isn’t about the skinny “curse,” it’s about my confusion as to 1) why having a muscularly fit physique means you “look like a man,” and 2) if having strong shoulders makes you look like a dude, why is that a negative if it allows you to do things that make you happy?

    My current body is probably the only one I’ve ever really “worked” for, but it’s getting me more flack from some corners than the ones that just “happened.”  How socially acceptable would it be for people to make fun of an obese person for losing weight?  It’s hard to knock off those pounds, to resist food urges and get out to exercise on a daily basis, so those disciplines should be applauded.  Why then, would someone frown at my physical disciplines and suggest I just do cardio instead of pull-ups?  Cardio is great — I do that too — but it will do little to help me heft my body off the ground and into the air.

    And who decided that a body like Dreya’s makes you look like a man?  I mean, really, see hot blonde pic above.  (Perhaps it was the same people who dubbed Sarah Jessica Parker as unforgivably ugly.)  Conversely, if a man *doesn’t* have the upper body strength to hoist himself through the air on colourful fabric, does he look like a woman?

    If beauty is only skin deep, then apparently X-ray vision is copyrighted by Superman, and he’s not sharing it enough.

    Our bodies are a manifestation of the goals we pursue in life.  I’m proud that my body is finally, after 26 years, reflecting my love for a physical activity (or, I should say, activit-ies), because it’s proof I’ve found something I truly enjoy.  Life is about finding your Bliss; if my Bliss makes me look like a man, well, at least that might explain my enjoyment of the ever-androgynous David Bowie. ;)

    Makin’ a Hoop and Trying Other New Things


    2010 - 03.12

    I wouldn’t describe myself as obsessive, but hooping seems to bring out an addict quality in me.

    After my stylist, Lauren Augustine (absolutely *fabulous*, all locals should make an appointment; she’s cut my hair through bobs, bangs, long layers, and various hues of red), recommended Hooprama, I piddled about and put off contacting the studio for several months.  I finally called and signed up for level 1.

    Fast-forward four months: I’m taking level 3, hooping a half marathon, and fielding the queries of curious strangers who approach me in the park to ask “how did you learn to do that…?” (which I’m never quite sure if they mean the hoop tricks, or teaching my dog to crawl under my hoop space to curl at my feet, but I’m happy to chat in either case).

    The next logical step?  Crafting my own hula-hoop, of course!  I’m using the directions given by Jason Strauss to make a pair of smaller, lighter hoops for off-body tricks.  I’ll let you know how it goes.

    Other headlines: we bought a new car.  Well, not *new* new, but new for us.  And it was a steal!  Internet trolling, ftw!  (Those of you who don’t speak l337, “ftw” means, “for the win.”  Ya learn something everyday — and now you’re bilingual!)  More to come on the car, since Savvy has yet to inspect and give her approval.

    Also, I’m attending my first aerial silk class tomorrow morning.

    Yes, THAT kind of aerial silk class.  Only, *probably* not upside down.

    Yet.

    It’s Only Natural (Part 3)


    2010 - 02.25

    So what’s the number one reason animals end up abandoned, neglected, or ‘put down’?

    Lack of training.

    No joke.

    Animals are intelligent.  Depending on who you ask, the amount of intellect attributed to different species varies, but it’s generally accepted that domesticated animals classified as “pets” can be taught basic rules for behavior.  And yet, so few of us take the time to teach these basic rules–and then punish our pets for not behaving as we’d like.  The more “responsible” people drop their ‘bad’ dog or cat off at a shelter, consoling themselves with the belief that their pet will quickly find a new home.  61-77%* of animals left in shelters are euthanized, many because they pee on the rug, or chew furniture, or no longer looked as cute chewing shoes at 60 lbs. as they did when they were 7 lbs. 3 oz.  I realize that raising a puppy is hard work–I’ve done it (and boy, was it a learning experience!), but they are also living, breathing entities.  How then is it right to drop them off like a donation of used clothing?

    And then there are the extreme cases, the situations that are ultimately caused by human error, but for which the dog often pays with his life.  Last week there were reports of a pit bull attack in Nashville, TN, where the Hubby and I reside.  So many things were done wrong that could have prevented this!  A mother left her little girl alone with a strange dog—who had been moved from its home into a strange environment—already knowing the little girl thought nothing of getting “in the face” of the strange dog to give it kisses.  From the context of Dog, the pit bull was in a strange place, with strange people, and a smaller creature was challenging his space—is anyone really surprised he bit her?  Some people have pointed out that the girl is lucky the dog “missed” her throat—did anyone consider he wasn’t going for a kill, but simply using one of the few tools at his disposal to make the “stranger” back off?

    Neither the child nor the dog are at fault, in my opinion, but the dog is dead and the child is now severely scarred.  And anti-pit bull groups will use this as another example of why, as one person once wrote on Facebook, “(pitbulls) ARE NOT PETS. They should all be put down. Heck, I’m a vegetarian and a pacifist and I’ll sign up to pull the trigger on these beasts. Seriously. Wouldn’t flinch.”

    While dog attacks can be horrible, I try to remember what Bandit has taught me: I cannot define another species’ actions with my personal emotions.  We might see Bandit’s treatment of a spider or a dog’s attack of a stranger as malicious and mean, but *frightened* dogs are the most likely to bite.  And consider this: I was once given the argument that statistically Golden Retrievers don’t bite people with the frequency of pit bulls, and thus pit bulls are obviously more aggressive dogs.  Well, it’s true that pit bulls (and Rotties, and German Shepherds such as my Savvy) are more often used to guard properties because of their naturally protective instinct, so that might paint them as more “aggressive,” but also consider *what type of people seek out pit bulls.*  How often have you seen a Goldie lugging around a thick chain to strengthen its neck, receiving daily injections of steroids?  How frequently do you hear about a chihuahua fighting circle being disbanded?  If a creature is being trained as a weapon, is anyone surprised that it causes damage to a target?  But is the gun at fault for shooting people, or is it the person who bought, loaded, cocked, and aimed it responsible for the injuries caused?

    Caring for another creature can be a very rewarding experience: furry cuddles, a jogging buddy, a purring muse as you type out your blog post–these are all pluses that fill our selfish needs.  In return, our pets ask for little: he needs food, water, shelter, and a guide through this strange world of grinding machines, squealing hairless offspring, bright lights, slick floors, strangers that walk right into his private den and simply expect him to roll over and offer the tender flesh of his belly, trusting—against his instinct—that these strangers will not tear him open, because he trusts his Master.  He has no other protection, as our legal system gives him nearly no right to fight back against a human.

    The Master is the host and, as host, it is the pet owner’s supreme responsibility (not to mention honor, if you believe in the Stewardship given Man by a Higher Power) to protect and guide her guest.

    *The numbers vary, but all are well over the 50% mark.