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    I Wish I Knew What Was Going On In Her Head.


    2009 - 10.23

    Bandit can open most doors.  Not just cabinets, but actual doors (do you have any idea how frightening it is to be home alone, washing your hair in the shower, only to find–as you wipe soap from your eyes–two slitted green orbs are scrutinizing you in your vulnerable state?  Cuz I do!  Ceiling cat is funny, but voyeur cat is just creepy!).  HOWEVER, the door separating the back of our condo from the front is the only portal Bandit has yet to master.

    Since getting Savvy (our German Shepherd who now weighs ~70pds.), Hubby and I keep the back door closed to keep her from roaming too freely, trapping Bandit on the other side.  Our cat doesn’t really seem to mind, as the back half contains both my writing room and the bed, two of her prime napping spots, but when she wants into the front Bandit will “knock” at the door (a.k.a., she’ll slam her cotton balls into the wood, shaking the entire frame with her insistence).

    Today Savvy and I were busy in the front room, she lounging at my feet and I typing on my keyboard, when Bandit loudly announced she wanted out.  I decided to ignore the knocking, because I was in the “zone.”  Savvy tried to follow my lead, but it was difficult for her satellite ears to block out the rapping.  Her head would swing around, ears swiveling, as Bandit began each tiny assault on the closed portal that thwarted her attempts to reach me (I could almost hear my dear kitty thinking, “I know you’re writing!  That lap is mine!”)  Apparently fed up with the ruckus, Savvy lurched to her feet and went over to the shuddering door.  I watched, ready to correct the young dog if she resorted to barking, because I do NOT want to be that neighbor with the annoying pup that yaps all day.  Yet she said nothing, letting her actions speak instead: with one fell swoop of paw, she slapped the doorstop down.  Satisfied, Savvy strolled back to her spot at my side and collapsed with a harrumph.

    Oddly enough, Bandit left us in peace.

    NaNo A No No?


    2009 - 10.19

    Just say “NO” to NaNoWritmo.  That’s what I keep telling myself.

    Aaaaand then I had a dream last night about a really fun story line that has my brain a whirrin’ (as Hubby put it, “If there were a light on your skull like the ones found on computer processors, you’ve been blinking enough to shame a morse-code revival club).

    I have bizarre dreams on a regular basis, but this one might as well slather itself in butter and rename itself “scone” because I’m fantasizing about how wonderfully it would pair with my daily dose of coffee.  Drat my weak will, why can’t I just say “NO” to NaNoWritmo?!

    Some of you may be wondering, “What does a pokemon have to do with Alicia obsessing over a new story line?”  Well, first I should tell you that NaNo is not a cuddly conglomeration of cartoonified animal parts drawn in pastel detail, but rather a month-long writing extravaganza devoted to making writer wannabes sit their butts in a chair and pump out at least 50k words.  The focus is quantity, not quality, with the aim being that a wannabe no longer has the excuse of “writer’s block” or other such roadblocks to postpone their work.  If your story is verbal vomit and smells like such, just make sure you hit the 50k minimum, and you’ll still be dubbed a winner!

    It’s tempting because there is something very freeing about knowing that you can, for the small fee of 50k words, be lauded as a “winner” no matter how horribad your work is.  At the same time, I’m halfway through the behemoth, and finally hitting a “stride”–I think–and so I’m worried that slacking on one work is merely my desire to be lazy.

    Pro NaNo (me):  But you’ve got over 70k on the novel, and you might enjoy a bit of a break!

    Finish Behemoth (other me):  But you’re only half-way through your index cards, and loads of revisions to come!

    Pro NaNo:  But this will be great practice for connecting with your creative subconscious without self-judgement!

    Finish Behemoth:  Stop making excuses–you can write that story AFTER you’ve finished this one!  Now go figure out names for those damn Council members!

    I may just cheat and do both, but, then again, I like sleeping on a regular basis.

    What You Say!?*


    2009 - 10.12

    *(It’s a reference to “All Your Base…Are Belong To Us.”  Ah, the classics.)

    Dialogue question.  I recently joined a new writing group (I’m going to use this as a quick opportunity to toot my horn [because I almost cried when they told me this] but the group actually said my descriptions were “literary” and they loved my metaphors.  On a first draft!  Having started this journey with my descriptions completely sucking, I’m treasuring this as a mark of progress) and we had a lengthy discussion on depicting dialect in prose.  My character Mevy uses some heavy dialect, but it affects her verb tense and word choice, not really her pronunciation.  A newer character, Vouri, speaks in a manner that is inspired by Russian accents, but since there is no “Russia” in my world, I can’t just reference the country.

    Some writers insist that all misspellings are no no’s, and others use them with reckless abandon.  I *could* just pepper a phonetic spelling here and there as a reminder; there are so many opinions out there!  I’d like some feedback on what is a “turn-off” for you as a reader when it comes to this issue.  I included the introduction to Vouri as an example of what (little?) I’ve done to represent his manner of speaking, which can be used for an example if you like (and because it’s a shameless way to get more feedback on my writing).  Also, though I’ve read several novels on writing, if anyone can suggest a book that deals specifically with the issue of dialect (bonus for published examples), I’d be very grateful.  Always room to learn more.

    (Sorry the indent is all screwy.)

    . A single man waited at the table, his face hidden in the shadow of a hat.  The hat was a curious thing: fashioned with a sleek material the color of ripe plums, the crown dimpled inward on either side of the front like two scornful eyes, their empty sockets scrutinizing Branvick’s approach.  The wide brim tapered to a slender point that curled downward like a cloth nose.  Beneath the hat, a man wordlessly gestured towards the seat opposite himself before pressing his thickly-jointed fingers into a steeple.  Branvick nodded to the man as he sat, but kept his own hands hidden in his lap.  The stranger chuckled, the curious hat bobbing with amusement.

    .. “Cautious, that is good thing!  Makes my money easier,” said the stranger from behind the floppy purple nose.  His voice was roughly accented, as if he were coughing words from his throat, only to bite into them with a buzzing sound.  “I am Vuori.  I have few questions before I take job.  Yes?”

    . “Such as?”

    . “Trolls mean nothing; your destination is Mysted Veil, yes?”

    . “Yes.”

    . “If I take you there, do you expect me to protect you from them?”

    . Branvick didn’t need to ask who the stranger meant.  “I’m hoping to avoid the Mystians.”

    . The hat bobbed again, the sightless eyes boring holes into Branvick.  “They may avoid you, but you cannot avoid them.”  The hanging nose swung back and forth adamantly.  “That is not how things work in Mysted Veil.”

    . “I can take care of myself if you can get me there,” Branvick replied, carefully placing a purse on the table.  Thick knuckles burrowed into the leather pouch, fishing out a coin for inspection.

    . “I have cousin, Ureche, I call him Uri,” said Vuori.  “He once had dog he could not make go to ground.  Dog was not scared, it just could not find holes, so it would run around and around like it was playing game.  It was very good dog, but maybe it was hit in head when it was puppy.  So I tell my cousin, ‘Uri!  Just leave it be!  Your dog is not meant to go to ground!’  But Uri is stubborn man, and finally he make dog go to ground.”

    . Vuori leaned back then, throwing his right arm over the back of the chair while rubbing his left thumb over the surface of the silver coin.  His face bore an odd resemblance to the purple hat.  Two dark eyes glittered beneath bushy brows that arched so sternly it was as if the man’s face was frozen in an emotion between anger and surprise.  Just below the droop of a long aquiline nose, the man’s mouth cut a thin line across the wiry grayness of a well-trimmed mustache and goatee.

    . “Problem with dog going to ground,” Vuori continued, a smile cracking his thin lips as the purple hat began to bob, “is that he could not find way back out!”

    Aliens and Altruism


    2009 - 10.07

    Hubby and I watched District 9 Monday night and my reaction, after a few days of contemplation, is still pretty well summed up by one word: wow.

    I didn’t know what to expect, and yet it wasn’t at all what I expected.  From about minute 4.13 on, I didn’t feel “safe” with any of my predictions, and that’s a rare thing for me (Hubby explicitly forbids me to make predictions aloud, because it usually ends up spoiling the whole thing).

    So after the movie, Hubby and I got into this conversation about how the aliens parallel humans (which was interesting in and of itself because of our vastly different experiences with poverty and “outcast” groups), but something he suggested really struck me.

    He began talking about something called the “altruism” gene.  I know, it sounds made-up, but he assured me that there are real, reputable scientists searching for this thing, trying to understand how it came into existence (and how on earth it survived) in a Darwinian dog-eat-dog world where to survive is to dominate.  He even explained that while many scientists believe that such a self-sacrificing gene goes against the very core of evolutionary theory (that the primary purpose of all genetic changes is to increase the likelihood of a particular creature’s survival and procreation), other scientists believe that the ultimate survival of a species with such advanced technology as that possessed by humans will be *saved* by the presence of an altruism gene; the latter group of scientists theorize that, without an altruism gene, humanity is destined to destroy itself because the baser evolutionary urges demand that the strong dominate (and, in some cases, eliminate) the weaker competition.

    Me: So. . . are professions that, according to their job description, require altruism demonized by the rest of us because we let our baser instincts interpret such self-sacrifice as a ‘weakness’?

    Hubby: What do you mean?

    Me: Like police officers and the military.

    Hubby: What about them?

    Me: Well, usually when there’s a big story about the police or military, the headline has something to do with how corrupt “they” (meaning the people in the profession) are.  And then there’s all sorts of movies about lying military officers, bloodthirsty privates (see note*), bribe-taking cops, and that sort of “evil” stuff.  But the police and military are the top two professions I think of when I think about “jobs that can get you killed for trying to save people.”

    Hubby: Yea.

    Me: So, why do sections of our society demonize the top two professions that require you to put your life on the line to protect the lives of others–people you don’t even know? That sacrifice is, like, THE definition of altruism.  Why are the rest of us so willing to hate the people who, for the most part, are honest-to-god trying to save us from ourselves?

    Hubby: That, Alicia, is why the altruism scientists are scared to death that humans are a ticking time bomb.

    [*NOTE: I always get this visual of the Michael Moore movie where he shows some privates overseas (who are, truly, still kids) getting excited about using tanks while the song "the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire; we don't need no water let the motherf**ker burn," and then I contrast that with the way my father shuts down when he was asked about the Saudi women tied by Saudi troops to the fronts of Saudi tanks.  I've done the pacifist phase, but even if you disagree with what soldiers are doing, the whole "soldiers are just sickos who wanna hurt people" debate pisses me off.  When surviving a war, soldiers trade a piece of themselves for the ideals they fight to protect, and then they agree to live the rest of their lives with the memories of what they did, and to the end they take responsibility for their decision to make that sacrifice.  Ironically, they endure nightmares so that others can maintain/gain the right to freely spit on them.  Oh yes, and I've gotten in facebook arguments with people who, despite having multiple police officers on their friends list, post status report bemoaning how "all police officers are racist, corrupt, and abusive of their power."  After pointing to the officer friends on her list, she corrected herself, saying she meant "it just *seems* they're all bad.  But all the ones I've ever met are racist, corrupt(...)".  Yea, that correction confused me, too.]