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    Always a Pleasure, Ms. Atwood


    2009 - 12.30

    I adore Margaret Atwood.  She possesses so many of the qualities I yearn for in an author, including the ability to infuse her stories with an honesty that whispers Truth with gentle intimacy.  Even Hubby, who read his last bit of fiction (Ender’s Game, for the curious) nearly half a decade ago, picked up on her talent after hearing only a paragraph of her work.  He also commented on how her picture, at first glance, reminds him of Meryl Streep.  I’d have to agree.  One of the things I admire most about Ms. Atwood is her dignified elegance, which is a quality I see in Streep, as well.

    But I digress.  What I like most about Atwood is that clever mind of hers.  From the post-apocalyptic (sci-fi, even!) Oryx and Crake, to the historical fiction of my most recent read, Alias Grace, she crafts her works with imagination and artistry.

    Alias Grace is based on a true chain of events surrounding Grace Marks, “one of the most notorious Canadian women of the 1840s,… convicted of murder at the age of sixteen.”  Where possible, Atwood uses historical documents to flesh out her narrative, but the fictional bits are more honest, if not as “factual.”  Atwood has a way of describing the thoughts and logic of women with (surprising?) accuracy while still allowing her female characters to retain a measure of mystery.  While reading, I was so fully immersed in Grace Marks’ world that I could smell it, taste it, and, after a time, I “knew” her mind.  I “knew” what she would do, what the history of her life would lead her to do next, and yet I never reached a conclusion concerning Mark’s guilt (or lack thereof).  I “knew” Grace, but Atwood gifted her character a measure of mystique that made her story all the more irresistible.

    Atwood extends this fairness to her male characters, also, never allowing blame to be so simple as sex or race, power or poverty, but always more individual, more personal.  When reading, I find great pleasure in realizing that, after having formed an opinion of a character during pages 1-100, I’ve come to doubt, or completely change, my opinion of said character a hundred pages later; there were several instances of this satisfying turn in Alias.

    If you’ve never experienced Ms. Atwood’s wordcraft, I would recommend the remedy as an easy (and enjoyable) New Year’s resolution.

    God Save My Knees


    2009 - 12.21

    Because I’ve registered to participate in a half-marathon (for those of you who know me, take a few moments to swallow your giggles and catch your breath before reading on). . .

    . . . and I’m going to do it while hula-hooping.

    Did I Mention. . .?


    2009 - 12.17

    . . .That I officially “won” NaNo?  Cuz I did.  Oh, the piece I wrote is a horrid thing, taking graphically violent twists here and there (which I’m still blaming on my lack of sleep and general frustration with being “rushed,” though those are probably some of the strongest passages in the “book”) and often dragging through tedious, meaningless dialogue, but I met my goal of 50k words in one month.

    Oddly enough, my life felt somehow emptier after NaNo.  Hubby suggested that this was because I am a restless person.  Normally, I would contest this as a dirty lie, because I’m quite fond of believing I’m a laid-back gal, but, alas, he was accurate (at least on this count!  I still maintain that I do NOT sound like Cher when I sing!)

    So I devised a plan.  If I could write 50k of crap, could I not, perhaps, write 20k of workable material?  1k a day, that’s my motto, 1k per workday.  In theory, it means my novel draft will be finished by January.

    Hubby also spilled the beans (Oh!  It’s a punny, but you can’t understand it yet–) that he’s getting me an espresso maker for Christmas (Get it?  Beans?  Espresso beans?  So punny!).  Just in time for the New Year–and my novel revisions!  *fingers crossed*

    Under Contruction


    2009 - 12.13

    Over the last week and a half, WordPress has delivered Christmas early with the gift of a crash course in self-hosting.  I have (attempted) to learn far more than my “oooh, shiny things” brain could handle concerning FTPs, MySQL, phps, and other denizens of Acronym Land.  For the programming-savvy, I’m sure these are simple concepts, but for lil’ ole me, the interspace between my colorful webpage and the file tree of my database was a vicious wilderness with no map, or, at least, no map I could comprehend.

    And then my white knight appeared.  He-who-speaks-from-the-Bluehost-help-center, who I shall simply refer to as my “Hero,” resurrected this site from the ugly jungle of black error messages.  Diplomatic in his dealings with the Acronym Landians, my Hero negotiated a bridge in less than ten minutes.

    So here’s to you, Hero.  On a scale of 1-9, 9 being “most satisfactory,” I would have attempted an input of “10,” but in light of my less-than-fluent Automated-Messagian, I entered a “9.”  Just to be safe.